Diary of a Middle Aged Tekken Scrub

       I don't believe for a second that SF6 single player content won't be garbage, but I know I'm going to try it out and play it. Just because it looks like they're trying something. but not enough for it to be fun like any actual single player game. The platforming looks..... barely there.... and since the combat is a fighting game, the world exploration will have no threats...      The fucked up part though, is that I know getting anything that has any thought and intention behind it at all aside from fight, cut scene, fight, cut scene, credits is already sadly revolutionary.   Oh well, send me booty pics

      It's pretty weird how many friendship ending arguments happen over the phone and while you're in bed. I don't think in person interactions get heated as easily, or get personal enough to cause a rift in friendships. But that time where when you just woke up, vision still out of focus, before getting up and out of bed, where you look at your phone and reply to people who messaged you while you were sleeping. That time is the critical time for friendship ending arguments. Alongside with the time where you are in bed at night, you're on your phone doom scrolling and you get into a conversation with a friend and aren't doing anything else anymore and for some reason it stops being friendly and you're just arguing with them... Is this even relatable? I know I hella argue less any other time of day. Or rather I never even argue with people, and then the in bed phone-use kicks in. Now I have no friends. Pineapple is delicious on pizza.

       The temperatures are already rising here in Florida. Summer starts in April here I guess. I wonder how "Heat Index" or "Real Feel" is calculated though. I mean how they gonna say its 80 degrees but then also tell you it feels like 113 degrees? Actually I don't think there's any math or calculations. It is probably just a simple flow chart. Step 1.      Measure the current Temperature.               Does it feel hot enough? if Yes go to step 2a. if not go to step 2b. Step 2a.      Done. Step 2b.      Add a few degrees.               Does it feel hot enough? if Yes go to step 2a. if not go to step 2b. I like the heat though, so I'm thriving, I'm in my element. But I guess I should be giving you the tech for staying cool in this weather.   Go BAREFOOT        As the sweat on your feet evaporates, it cools ...

            I finished Resident Evil 4 last night. Great game. Game came out on a Friday, and I finished it on a Saturday night. 14 hour game. None of those 14 hours was a bad time.          Now I do have stuff I want to say about this game. But I'm not gonna put spoilers out there. so I won't. I will say I like how much they kept, and I like the few things that they changed. It iss just as good as the original RE4 release from 2005. Both are high level games.

            There's probably a lot more gems stuck on the PS3 without a modern version or sequel that I'm forgetting about too, but damn Tokyo Jungle was a good ass game. No spoilers, I won't explain anything, just go play it. It was actually such a high level gaming experience to have been apart of.

  I don't even know if 7-11/ convenience store food counts as struggle food , but this whole month 7-11 has been doing 10 for $5 wings, and the wings are big too, and I went back like 8 or 9 times just for those wings. And they have been so good, like nothing gourmet or anything, but hot wings are always good. But then you go back to eating some real good food, and you suddenly remember how good life really is. It's win-win. The moral of the story is, sometimes you gotta eat bacon from a tube, to remind yourself how good it is to eat your sister's kimbap.

              My room has never looked as nice, or as clean as the rooms people apologize for . You go visit a friend, and they hit you with a "Sorry for the mess, it's a disaster in here." and the only thing close to being out of place is a glass of water on the table, because they were still drinking it. I actually am starting to feel like they are doing it on purpose, just to make me feel bad. Is that copium? I'm gonna start to respect people more who are actually willing to invite people to their mess. Is that copium??          You know what's even worse, I know how much of a clean home is a lie, if you grew up Asian you know full well, that if you hire people to come clean your home, like a maid service or something. You spent a good 2 hours cleaning up before they even arrive, so that the house doesn't look dirty to them. Even if you did hire them to clean, can't be having "guests" over to a dirty house ri...