Diary of a Middle Aged Tekken Scrub

          Real ones know that a 7 hour nap is a W even if it was accident. I took a 7 hour nap yesterday, who else is doing it like me? Whole Sunday gone, but sleep debt all caught up right in time before the workweek started back up, that's a W. That's a whole ass W.           I'm a roll up in 3 blankets at a time kind of napper too. Not going to let any cold secretly creep in, even if I'm in warm-all-around-the-year Florida.             I want to do a write up on how to get the perfect nap. Those naps where you wake up like you're not even sure if you were asleep, but you look at the clock and time definitely passed. Ready for the next part of your day. But I don't know how it happens, I'm just too naturally good at doing it. I get comfy and don't even remember laying down in the first place. My body just anticipates the tired, and I go in.  

           I don't quite yet have enough grey hairs to be considered distinguished , but I have too many for it to be overlooked. And its not quite Salt and Pepper either, its like a whole block of white hair together in the same spot. My genetics is trying to get my head and facial hair to naturally grow leopard spots or something. My future ex-wife will just someday be like "Yeah, I don't know, it was weird, the patches of gray hairs was just too much, and he always lost in fighting games to that Chinese kid." and I wouldn't even be able to blame her. I'd leave me for less.     Is there tech for this? I feel like If i pluck all the grey hairs, I'd just have an oddly empty patch in my hair that would looks like i was losing hair. Oh well, If a few more years I can look like Doctor Strange though.    

           Junkfood is charging $255 for their new snackbox micro , and that's crazy to me just for PS5 support. I love my snackbox micro, but the amount of these low profile kailh choc switches that I have broken just from normal use and playing fighting games on it is too high for for something priced like a premium item. Like I use my micro daily, Its my main way to play fighting games now, don't get me wrong, but If i want to upgrade to the newest version, it's $255 for a complete, and the PCB alone is $135, consider that the old PS4 PCB is only $50, I don't know how much the PCB has changed or been upgraded, but I'm not paying $85 more for one more console support. I also don't see any tournaments moving to PS5 soon, and I know I'm not gonna netplay at home on PS5. Junkfood is crazy     Anyways, I heard SF6 Tournaments are gonna be run on PS5. Whats the move?    

     It's midnight, and I finally decided to go on and try the snapdragon instant pho. This was originally supposed to just be an edit for my previous blog post, but boy do I got some stuff to say about this.        To make things more awkward, I don't have internet right now, so I'm currently writing up this blog post on my phone, over a browser. So imagine a guy, at midnight, right after eating instant noodles, just doing a write up on his touchscreen just to shit post about the late night snack he just devoured. That's the mood we we are setting for our stage this evening.       So inside the paper bowl after you peel back the lid are the rice noodles and 3 packets, one is a soup base, one is the dehydrated herbs, and one is the flavoring oil. Standard stuff for instant noodles. The instructions say to add the soup base and the herbs into the bowl and add boiling water, and right away it smelled delicious. You let it cook for 3-...

     Yeah that's right, I got instant pho in a graphics card box , no I haven't tried it yet. This is not a blog post about how it tastes or  how good it is,  just look at how cool that looks. I am excited to try it though, so I guess I can come back and edit this post later....       Pretending to be a food blog in  3 2 1     Actually let's go in on this idea , You already know what pho is, it definitely does not need an introduction. That deeply seasoned broth, fragrant enough to get your mouth watering is the stuff that makes you remember that you love noodles, because you know when you haven't had it in a while, you forgot you love it. And that's just the broth, those chewy noodles, tender beef slices cooked right in your bowl, and the freshness from the bright herbs, that's why pho is all I could ever ask for. (other than the girl I simp for, but that's a lost cause.)     I've had a lot of pho in my life, ev...

     So with Twitter slowly but surely dying out, and everyone is trying to find a place to jump ship to, like mastodon or hive. I have decided my route would be to come here to my own personal blog. It's February now, so a bit over a month into 2023, I feel a bit late starting this now rather than at the start of the year, but whatever...        Its a bit less microblogging, but should satisfy my need of an outlet to shitpost my random thoughts out to the ether.      If anyone from twitter ends up stumbling in here, this was me. I'm a Tekken player that doesn't play Tekken and is not at all excited for Tekken 8. I hope that conveys enough the direction I hope to take this blog.       I've spent years on a hobby trying every fighting game that came out, paying too much money on controllers and travel just to play more fighting games. I think I can come out and say this now, fighting games suck, and are too hard.