Diary of a Middle Aged Tekken Scrub

 You don't need to play Honkai Impact 3rd, just listen to this song.

            Does it make me a Koreaboo if I want to cut blue foam sponge cubes to tape onto my car now that I'm back in America? I thought It was goofy as hell when I was in Seoul, but now that I'm so far away, I need something to take me back. Will I get in trouble if I sneak around in the night taping blue cubes onto people's cars?

 Those silly horoscopes, I guess I can't trust them after all

 I'm not even happy I got this rank over here. In Korea I was struggling, and over here I just played for an hour and it just happened. oh here, bonus video

  Cao Cao did nothing wrong. Sima Yi is the real enemy.

           I struggled my ass off in Korean Ranked Tekken, just to come back to America the same rank I left as. I demoted over and over and over, then ranked back up over and over and over, finally hitting promotion chance to purple ranks, just to lose streak, and this happened several times. The gatekeeping in Red Ranks in Korea is a different beast. They don't play like Ranked plays in America. I felt like I was fighting for my life in Korea, just to keep up with the ranks, Vtubers reach with no effort in America. It was something else. GOD I WAS MISERABLE.          LUCKILY the food in Seoul was delicious.