I just sat here in my living room, with a bowl of cereal, looking out the window in a morning. I watched a car, drive up onto my lawn to turn around and go back the way he came. I guess he needed to make a U-turn, but he didn't drive onto my drive way, or any one else's drive way, he drove up onto my lawn to turn around.... cool....
OR: How I Learned to Stop Caring and Became a Simp