Diary of a Middle Aged Tekken Scrub

                               I know no one will sit through 8 bad movies because it gets good at the 9th movie.                 So I finished CONVERGENCE: A League of Legends Story™ today. A good short, 7ish hour game. I think it was worth the money. Difficult where it needs to be, but not too punishing, and plenty forgiving of mistakes. Does a good job of giving you new powers and making you feel like you use it enough before end game, so the game feels complete when you finish it, rather than a bunch of tutorials teaching you how to play, and then the game just ending.                 So with Netflix's ARCANE and Ruined King: A League of Legends Story™and now this. That's 3 pieces of League extended lore that I've consoomed and I want more.              ...

                Not to make you go back and read all my blog posts again, but you never noticed that all my pictures have alt text when you hover over them. Anyways I'm bringing marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate to my next KBBQ visit, shits gonna be tight. I don't think anyone will say that's a bad play.               Also I still think baby food for long gaming sessions is the optimal play, you don't have to spend time to cook the food, you just eat it. Heck you don't even have to spend any time chewing, baby food is already chewed up for you.

               I feel like I turn off my wifi and use cellular data whenever I have connectivity problems so much these days. It used to be I switch on to wifi to get a more reliable connection, but now I can purely use data and wouldn't even notice a problem.               In fact I only ever notice a problem when I am on wifi, because when it has a problem it doesnt automatically switch me to data. I guess that does make sense, but still. Why is the internet connection so much less reliable than cellular data? Cellular data just floats through the air, it shouldn't be better               Anyways, why does rap/hiphop music sound better when you are speeding down the highway?

            Physicists always talk a big game, thinking they're so much more smart and more logical than you. but then why do we still not fully understand why ice skates work? The hypothesis we used to have was that the pressure of the thin blades turn the surface of the ice back to water, and we slip around on that water that's why there's no friction of the blade and solid ice. Yeah nah fuck that, no one is massive enough that the pressure from their weight would lower the melting point of ice with just the pressure. So you're gonna be like, "okay Chel, but what about the friction itself, can the friction from cutting into the ice cause enough heat to melt the ice and we skate on that?" No because that means the friction from my fat ass slipping on the icy driveway would melt the ice enough for me to not fall over. Ice is already slippery on its own, and that small amount of time moving over it isn't enough friction to melt anything. Take both of th...