Diary of a Middle Aged Tekken Scrub

       I don't believe for a second that SF6 single player content won't be garbage, but I know I'm going to try it out and play it. Just because it looks like they're trying something. but not enough for it to be fun like any actual single player game. The platforming looks..... barely there.... and since the combat is a fighting game, the world exploration will have no threats...      The fucked up part though, is that I know getting anything that has any thought and intention behind it at all aside from fight, cut scene, fight, cut scene, credits is already sadly revolutionary.   Oh well, send me booty pics

      It's pretty weird how many friendship ending arguments happen over the phone and while you're in bed. I don't think in person interactions get heated as easily, or get personal enough to cause a rift in friendships. But that time where when you just woke up, vision still out of focus, before getting up and out of bed, where you look at your phone and reply to people who messaged you while you were sleeping. That time is the critical time for friendship ending arguments. Alongside with the time where you are in bed at night, you're on your phone doom scrolling and you get into a conversation with a friend and aren't doing anything else anymore and for some reason it stops being friendly and you're just arguing with them... Is this even relatable? I know I hella argue less any other time of day. Or rather I never even argue with people, and then the in bed phone-use kicks in. Now I have no friends. Pineapple is delicious on pizza.

       The temperatures are already rising here in Florida. Summer starts in April here I guess. I wonder how "Heat Index" or "Real Feel" is calculated though. I mean how they gonna say its 80 degrees but then also tell you it feels like 113 degrees? Actually I don't think there's any math or calculations. It is probably just a simple flow chart. Step 1.      Measure the current Temperature.               Does it feel hot enough? if Yes go to step 2a. if not go to step 2b. Step 2a.      Done. Step 2b.      Add a few degrees.               Does it feel hot enough? if Yes go to step 2a. if not go to step 2b. I like the heat though, so I'm thriving, I'm in my element. But I guess I should be giving you the tech for staying cool in this weather.   Go BAREFOOT        As the sweat on your feet evaporates, it cools ...